JOKE FORUM! release your inner goerge lopez, jeff foxworthy, adn much more!

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

got any good jokes? tell em here!

[Guest]

i got a redneck joke and a chuck norris joke:



You know your a redneck when your brushing your teeth and you dont find any!

You know your a redneck when you run over a raccoon,with your vaccum!


chuck norris visited the virgin islands after that they were just called the islands

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

Everyone knows Twilly is famous right? And famous people are called stars. Well one day Twilly found a gun. And some one punted him. He was flying and he shot sum bullets. A kid goes, " hey is that twilly?" another kid replies, "no, thats a shooting star" "oh" did anyone of u like it?

Please do not post conteniously. Edit your post..
-Connor2013-

[Darkman Alex]

From FAmily Guy

Peter: I remember when i became a man

**flashback to hospital**

Doctor: The Operation was a success, what will u go by now?

**Pulls up covers and looks inside**

Peter: Peter......


lol it killed me on the tv

[Connor2013(retired)]

What a silly name for a cat !! Paul !!! LOLOL !! Thats a Person's name !Paul !!

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

you know your a redneck when you go into the woods and yell "run forest run!"


you know your a redneck when you're driving and swerve to miss a tree when its the air freshener hanging from your rear view mirror

[Axzerus]

idk is these r the right things to put here but....

this was at school one day.....

me: u no justin timberlakes a drunk right?
other kid : heck naw he aint
me: then how do u think his voice is high when he sings?

the same day at school....
me: u no y ozzy osborne needs a big stage for singing?
other kid: no....y?
me: since hes a drunk he moves around when he sings, so if its small he'll be a drunk with a concusion

[Darkman Alex]

lol took me a minute but i got it =p lol

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

jesus can walk on water, chuck norris can swim on land

a wife and husband are in heaven and the wife says "yay now we can be together forever!" the husband replies "our vows said till death do us part. As of now im single"

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