Our AdventureQuest!

[Darkman Alex]

u can make up citys, poople, or anything...just ahve fun and write a story...this one is our adventure quest....lets begin.

[Dark_Mega1]

*Wakes up in his house in ShadowFall*

Wait!...I'm Out of Cocoa Puffs!

*Rushes of to ShadowMart to buy some*

This ruins my morning...

[BladeWarrior]

*Wakes up with the loud sound of sword clahing*

What's that racket!!

*Runs outside his hut and spots chaos knights fighting my fellow villagers*

Die fiend!

*Starts fighting Chaos Knights*

[Darkman Alex]

*sticks peice of pizza in his mouth and slowy enjoys his meal...then he noticed he left his wallet in his other armor...

I slowly try to sneak outside but the manager catches me and im sent to the swordhaven prison

[Dark_Mega1]

*One box of cocoa puffs is...5k*

WHAT?! 5k! I can buy unarmed for less than that?!

*Attemps to steal cereal and runs into a shelf...which fall over like dominoes*

"Clean up on row...all of them"

*Sneaks out with box*

[Darkman Alex]

*Being thrown into the brigg, Darkman lands in a puddle of hopefully water...I want my phone call I shouted!!!!

Guard: whats a phone?

Darkman: idk
(Guard sits down at his desk)

3 hours later.....

Guard:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

I reach for his keys and grab them...i unlock the gate and run down the hall to find 6 more swordhaven knights...

[Dark_Mega1]

*Eats Cocoa Puffs and sits to watch the news*

Today at ShadowMart a robbery took place, stolen undead cocoa puffs ...eating them will make you undead! And Gravelyn wants to speak with the thief right away!

"I Saw who took it! i know who you are! come to Shadow Palace RIGHT NOW!

*Blows up camara*

[BladeWarrior]

Dammit! it's like there are 1 treeeelio-- *ahem* 3 trillion chaos knights out here!

*BOOM*

What the...

The legendary PYROMANCER XAN ELIMINATES THE CHAOS KNIGHTS!!!

Thanks Xan?

Xan- MWUAHAHAHA WHERE IS THAT FOOLISH BLUE MAGE????

Dude... You really dont know how powerful he is do you?

[Darkman Alex]

Ser Cumderence: This is a dangerouse one!!!!!!!!!!

Ser Vivor: Yes, take him to the king.

Ser Prize: make sure to restrain him.

*The knights drag Darkman into the throne him.

Alteon: Why do u bring this warrior before me?

Ser Vivor: He tried to break out of prison and never paid for his pizza, your heigness.

Darkman: I forgot my wallut!!! look your highness, if u will give me one chance i can redeem myself

Alteon: Hmmmmm....well the chaosrupted knights are getting crazyer...and are moving to Lolosia....If u can despose of these them...u will have reddemed yourself.

Darkman: Ill do it!

Alteon: Your will need assistance, these knights are very powerfull...u may wanna look for the warrior blade. and also you will need a ship to get to the pirate city.

Darkman: Thank you! i will hunt down the warrior and and find a ship

*runs out of castle

[BladeWarrior]

*3 days later*

Xan: HAHAHAHA WARLIC MEET YOUR DOOM!!!!

Warlic: Xan don't waste my time, we must work together to defeat the chaorrupted knights.

Xan: NEVER MWAHAHAHA!

Warlic: *Summons an unnamed giant water beast to devour Xan*

Xan: WHAT?!?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!!

*Back to the battle grounds*

BladeWarrior: This army is countless... Sir Tain! Deliver a message to the King, We need back up...

Swordhaven Army: FOR SWORDHAVEN!!!!!!!! *rush into battle*

[Dark_Mega1]

Me: You wanted to see me Gravelyn?

Gravelyn: Yes...I want you to be my thief.

Me: Your Thief? But...i dont know...

Gravelyn: ShadowMart had the best security...and you STILL got out.

Me: I suppose but-

Gravelyn: SILENCE! You will be my Thief...I will send you on a task to see if you are good enough...

Me: (Guess i dont have a choice) What is it?

Gravelyn: Well...I like Frosted Flakes...and...

[Darkman Alex]

*Darkman wondered out of swordhaven to the city of Shadowfall...he knew this would be the best place to find a crew to help the voyage to Lolosia...mattered not wether they wer living or not.

Darkman i was looking for the the Juicy Bone, the best bar in the city of shadowfall...he fount it and wondered in...darkman fell into a large pool of beer

darkman: wtf? why is this room filled with beer?

drunk undead bartender: becasue...bus ef it wwasnt i woood be a...butterfly...

darkman:.....

Mysterious Stranger(not the one in Df lol): ignore the drunk fool...the beer goes right trough them...litterly so what brings u to these parts.

darkman: im looking for a crew to help me get to Lolosia

mysterious: well i can offer u a crew of undead and my sercives, but after i help u with your quest...you will have to help me with one of my problems..deal?

darkman:deal! now to find....a beaten up swordhaven crawls into the room and hands darkman a letter

darkman: well its from king alteon...looks like blade is needing help with the chaosrupted kngihts....bak to Swordhaven!!!!!!

[BladeWarrior]

Blade: OMG WTF IS THAT!!!

*Technomancer Dr. Volt a bolt starts chucking grenades at us*

*swordhaven army gets halved*

Blade: DAMMIT, where's Rico ( ) with backup!

Soldier: Sir, we can't take any more of those explosion spheres.

Blade: Call Warlic... ask him to call up Akillaroth (or however you spell his name).

Soldier: Blade, you know the risks! If he gets out of hand... we wont be able to stop him.

Blade: Yes, yes, I know the risks. We're desperate, without back up swordhaven's done for.

Soldier: Alright, I hope you know what your doing.

Blade: GO GO GO. *Tosses a throwing axe at an incomming grenade* *BOOM*

*Soldier runs off to Battleon*

[Dark_Mega1]

After Getting Frosted Flakes...

Gravelyn: Thank you, but, there's more. You are gonna command a platoon, ShadowFall is under attack from the Chaorrupted Knights, which were dispatched here from SwordHaven...either SwordHaven uses chaorrupted Knights, or they are under attack to

Me: Oka- WHAT?!

Gravelyn: The army is awaiting your command, you command a small force, the 29th platoon.

Me: (How did i get involved in this)

At the 29th Platoon's starting point

Me: I am not an experienced War General, we are charging the main force! Lets go!

Soldier: B-b-but...We are gonna D-d-die if we do that

Me: Charge!!! LEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEENKIIIIIINS!!!!!!!

(uh oh) =P

[BladeWarrior]

*Raging storms appear*

Blade: Oh great what now!

StarStorm: SILENCE!

Blade: You did not just tell me to shut up...

StarStorm: I didn't, I said SILENCE!

Blade: Yes maam

Dr. Volta Bolt: StarStorm!, Ya know I didnt take you out on a second date yet =P

StarStorm: IMBECILE! *creates a vortex and sends both of them back into MQ*

Blade: Phew, at least HE's out of the way.

Soldier: Im back Sire.

Blade: Report, what was his response.

Soldier: ... He'll have him summoned by midday...

Blade: Excellent

[Darkman Alex]

Darkman finnaly arrives at the war grounds....many soldiers are leing around dead....darkman saults rico =D then starts fighting

Darkman: my undead crew attack!!!!!

Mysteriouse starnger: ill get some back up...(walks into a dark corner where no one can see)
then from the spot the starnger was hundreds of vampires start attacking the chaosrupted knights!!!!!

Darkman: holy crap!!!

Darkman runs to find Blade

easy to spot out Blade was the one with the gernades....

Darkman: Blade! After this battle, i was hoping u can help me with a quest to kill chaoruted kngihts at Lolosia...do u accept!

*Darkman then gets in fighting stance

[Dark_Mega1]

Back in throne Room

Gravelyn: ...Mega...u obliterated the 29th platoon

Mega: Hehehe...Oops?

Gravelyn: So you're commanding the the 30TH Platoon now.

Me: *Sighs*

Gravelyn: This is Senel, Chloe, Will, Norma, Moses, and Jay

Senel: Dont get in my way

Chloe: Hey

Will: Dont Leeroy Jenkins on us

Norma: They're too serious! Mega! Whats up!

Moses: Norma Calm down.

Jay: Moses, You always act that way yourself.

Moses: What was that Jay!?

Me: This is gonna be a long war...

They march to battle, when they see an Unexpected Face

Woops...did i stop at a bad part again...Too Bad! =P

[BladeWarrior]

Blade: Darkman! It took about time for back up to arrive.

Blade: However we must soon retreat.. Akilaroth will arrive in mere minutes...

*A giant flaming portal opened up before the chaos army*

Akilaroth: DIE MORTALS!!

Chaos Army: WTF!!

*Akilaroth sets the army ablaze*

*when about half of the army is defeated Akilaroth succumbs to the Chaos*

[Darkman Alex]

Darkman: chaos alkiroth! omg! lets get the hell out of here!!! good thing he is fighting his way towards shadowfall!!(haha dark =p)

Darkman heads to falconreach and starts loading the ship...he puts on his alpha pirate armor and loads up.

Mysteriouse stranger: ahh my buetiful ship!!!

Darkman: yeah why does it have so many dark vampire looking paintings on it?

Stranger: no reason..

Darkman: hmm ok

Captain Rhuab(cant spell lol): Arrr!!! Reading to set sail me matey!?

Darkman: why should i let u go?

Captain: i gave u that armor! ARr!!

Darkman: u got me there....lets go!!

for blade
feel free to use captain rhuab, starnger, or the undead crew in your next post

[Dark_Mega1]

Mega: A Great Dragon is approaching...it looks like Akriloth (Only one who spelled it right...) Jay! Will! Norma! We go after it..the rest of you...go after that SwordHaven force...led by Zhoom.

Following Senel, Chloe and Moses.

Moses: Outcast! He shouted as all but Zhoom fell.

Zhoom: What!?

Senel: Demon Fang!

Zhoom was stunned
Zhoom: That's the strongest Power I've ever seen...Not Even Artix...or Gravelyn can Match it.

Senel: We saved a whole Galaxy...TWICE! Chloe Now!

Chloe: Sword Rain: Alpha!

Zhoom: ...no... He said as he died

Moses: Yee Haw! Let's Go stop that Dragon!

[Dark_Mega1]

Sorry bout double post...but i thought i should put this part on another post...

Meanwhile, At the Plaza, Where Akriloth Lands

Will: Hey...is there something on its back?

Norma: Yeah, There is! Its...taking the chaorrupness out?

The chaorrupness drains from the dragon, and it turns into a dracolich

Jay: Gravelyn!?

Gravelyn: Now that's how you handle a dragon, Mega, you command it, tel it to...*whispers*

Mega: Great Dracolich! The ship of Vampire Queen Safiria is sailing to Lolosia with the Champions Darkman Alex and BladeWarrior on it! Destroy that ship even if it means obliteration. This is a gift from me...The Pally Guard, Paladins will not do any extra damage because you are undead...NOTHING WILL! YOU ARE UNSTOPPABLE! NOW CRUSH THAT SHIP!!!

Undead Akriloth: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH



And it flew off towards the ship

Don't Mess with me! What are you gonna do now, huh?

[Axzerus]

"oooo yeah baby!" *wakes up* "dangit! is was a dream....." *goes out side in artix faced jammies carrying a rifle* "time ta hunt!" *shoots a sneevil* "this'll be a nice one" *goes to cabin* *puts on mage armor* *shoots a fireball at the sneevil* "thats good!" *digs in* *goes to a cave*

"hello master"

the hooded stranger "welcome young apprentice"

[Darkman Alex]

Darkman looked out into the sea and saw that a storm was coming...

Darkman: its going to be a wild trip..

*then giant tentacles swung around the ship!!! slowly surfacing!! the giant Krakken shreaked in terror!!

Darkman: wow....it had to be me...atleast this cant get any worste

Stanger: wtf is that!!!!

*Undead Chaos infected Alkiroth flys straight above them!!!

Darkman: i had to ask....

Captain Rhuabb: Fire the cannons!!! The Krakken is mine!!!!! Darkman, Blade, ya take care of the giant lizard!!!!

*the undead crew starts fireing the cannons at the massive beast!!!

[BladeWarrior]

Blade:Dammit! There isn't anyway we can defeat him like this!

Darkman:My undead crew is giving it their all! give them a break.

Blade:We might have to pull out soon... CAPTAIN RHUBARB, INCOMMING!!

*Ship gets knocked into the air* *then lands back into the sea without a scratch =D*

Stranger:*after puking* Ughhhhh-- May I be of assisstance?

Blade:Wait... Yea! you can!

Darkman:What do you have in mind? That doesn't involve me getting hit again!

Blade: Better yet! Err I mean don't worry! Stranger you can control undead right?

Stranger:That is correct.

Blade: Mehehehehe

Zorbak:OMG get your own line!

Blade:Oh, sorry I didn't mean--

Zorbak:TOO LATE! *Vanishes in think air*

Blade: Alright, anyways like I was saying, control Akilroth ( ) !!!

Stranger:Hmmm that might be difficult, but I will try.

*He trys*...

*and suceeds!*

Stranger:What should I do now?

Blade:Me-

Zorbak:DON'T EVEN!

Blade:... Hahahahaha!!!

Blade: ATTACK MEGA AND HIS ARMY, AND WATCH HIM AND GRAVELYN GET DESTROYED!!!!

Cpt Rhubarb: Avasive manouvers, Alex and Blade!

[Darkman Alex]

Darkman: Now for the Krakken!!!! I got an Idea =D(looks at blade with a sinister look)

Blade: i dont like that look...

*blade dresses like a giant fish with a tomato in its mouth.

Blade: i hate u...

Darkman: distract the krakken...wheres the crew at?

Captain: your standing on them arr!!

*sees piles of bones

Darkman: great....

*Krakken is swiming at blade trying hard to have his next meal...

Blade: im not healthy!!! im sour!!! dont eat me(blade then summons a seabear to attack the monster)

Darkman: i got an idea(then i jumped into the krakkens stomach)(blade gets swallowed too)

Darkman: we gotta bust out of here...(pulls out balrog blade =D)

the krakken then sneezes us out and swimms with a burning nose to the bottom of the ocean

Stranger: ya spell like fish!!! eww!!

Blade: ger...

Darkman: thanks....set sail for Lolosia!!!!

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