The Prison of Zartakla

[Dark_Mega1]

Here Wicked...here's the house key and 1 cent...knock yourself out

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

*leaves the house and goes to anywheres else* *comes back later* *opens the house with the key* WITH THE POWERZ OF HACINGZ I MADE 1 PENNY 5MILL !!

[Dark_Mega1]

*a man in a Dark suit comes up to the house*

"Excuse me" *holds out badge* "You are under arrest for counterfeiting money, you have the right to remain silent, anything you can be used against in the court of law."

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

fine ocifer ill cum wit uze....

[Dark_Mega1]

Thank you, now get in the back of the car, we are going to jail, I'm guessing you've never been there before. Now, we'll let you go if you do one SIMPLE thing...run 99 retard laps, and throw a softball at a man jumpropeing on his head 77 times while juggling water melons with his feet...can you do that for me?

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

nooby sayz what?

[Dark_Mega1]

You just called a police officer a n00b...good thinking...fine just run your retard laps and you can leave k?

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

meanie sayz what?

[Dark_Mega1]

Fine then...you dont get to leave...*takes to cell* You get to live here for the next 15 years, OR would you rather run your 99 retard laps (which is what we started with in this topic)

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

can i do both??? please??!?!?!?

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

of course YOU wouldnt want too...

[Dark_Mega1]

So welcome to our cell! Here's your sell mate, SlimeHammer.
(? SlimeHammer? How did i come up with that...)

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

hi slimehammer!!! slimehammer: slimehammer and nut house dude frendz!!

[Dark_Mega1]

Wicked, you get one phone call, here you go *hands phone*

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

mom:hi honey! i just wanted to tell you that im getting a big raise and... hold on let me put you on hold *Led Zepplin's "Immigrant Song" starts to play* *starts to dance while prisoners watch* mom again: oh yeah as soon as i get my raise im busting you outa jail. bye bye!

[Dark_Mega1]

Prison Guard: Oh Yeah Wicked...your mom got fired for accident shreading paper in the cashregister when they told her to shread the paper under it...so she cant bust you out now

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

u know this how? noobie guard

[Dark_Mega1]

She called your cell phone which we conviently stole from you.

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

................... nice move whell since i am incapable of getting bailed. ill just teleport with mah powers

[Darkman Alex]

dagum ya are going to catch up to me in posts with this thread lol

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

lol so u do read these!

[Darkman Alex]

some of em lol

[Dark_Mega1]

*The jail guard chuckles as the Anti-Teleportation Shield Shocks Wicked and sends him back to his cell*

[Wicked Dragonmaster]

ow i have a nail file!!!!! try to bea tthat!

[Dark_Mega1]

*SlimeHammer steals it, breaks it on his forehead, and throws it through the bars of the cell and says "Woops"*

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